Classified



classified ad instructions

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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail:  1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122.  (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so we’ll know to look out for it.)  BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word.  HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line.  (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.)  3-FOR-2 SPECIAL:  If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE.  DEADLINE:  Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Friday’s (next day’s) edition.  PAYMENT:  Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash.  (Please do not mail cash.)  DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS:  If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.
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housemates

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ASSISTED LIVING
(SOUTH END)
Share our country home. Available Aug. 1st, 600 sq ft furnished suite. 24 hour care, meals, transportation, laundry and housekeeping. Gay couple of 30 years trained and experienced in home health care. Understands your unique needs of companionship and security. Pet welcome. Private pay. 360-886-5023, cell 425-221-9182, email brntrck@comcast.net  30/3
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DESPERATELY SEEKING GM to share w/2 other GM. Must have income or working. $450/mo + $50 deposit. Call Russ, 206-525-3186. Room available now.  30/3
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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 24 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org/
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RENTON AREA room for rent - $375 a month plus a split of the utilities. Standard amenities like W/D, D/W, cable and wireless internet. The house is within walking distance of two park & rides, plus dining, shopping and entertainment. Please no smoking or pets. For more information or to see the room please contact me at purenoir@hotmail.com.  30/3 
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housing for sale

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STYLISH Remodeled Magnolia Contemporary Home with unparalleled finishes & sweeping views perfectly situated high off the street on a private landscaped lot. Combined with its inspiring design elements & entertainment responsive components, this home flows with ease & is guaranteed to accomodate any modern lifestyle. Break out the Sinatra & Martinis, welcome home!! See photos at www.windermere.com & search for MLS# 28100734 or call 206-799-5519.  30/3
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help wanted

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PATENT ATTORNEY needed. 80/20. Troy Peterson, PO Box 88600, Steilacoom, WA 98388-0646. Send credentials. Also, Federal Tort Claim Attorney needed. 80/20.  28/1
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business opportunities

 

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VALLARTA GAY HOTEL
EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL HOTEL in Gay Puerto Vallarta seeks partners for major expansion. Excellent opportunity for high profit. Six years in business, real estate already owned. Call toll free 1-866-388-2689. Or email info@hotel-mercurio.com  31/12
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biographer

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SHORT STORIES
Saab Lofton, activist, radio talk show host, author and award-winning newspaper columnist, will write a 5 to 10 page long short story based on yourself, a friend, a relative or loved one. These make great presents for birthdays, holidays and anniversaries. Please support independent media. For information, contact: The Tarius Group, Ltd., PO Box 4601, Seattle, WA 98194.  30/3
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electrician/
computer tech

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The NAKED Computer Man
Business/Home. 30+ Years Experience. If it is broke, slow, or needs help, let me fix it. DATA Recovery, Internet, Networking, Hardware, and Software. Very PATIENT. Call Randy. CELL:  954-684-3829; PAGER:  800-424-5456.  39/12
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home & garden

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TIDY’S LANDSCAPING, Moving & Hauling. Mowing * Weeding * Trimming * Pruning * Edging & more. Tidy, 206-261-8481. So call; we haul. Free estimates.  32/6
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spa

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3RD HEART Men’s Spa is now open in Renton. visit www.3rdheart.com and see what’s new for men. Call 206-979-1547 for your appointment.  SGN/
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health & well-being

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MEN GROUP YOGA
M, Th - All Levels
W - Beginners
7-8:15pm, $15/class
private lessons available
206-412-7079
www.mekosun.com
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licensed
massage
non-sexual

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ALLOW YOURSELF
the healing benefits of a great Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Available Wednesdays, Fridays & Saturdays on Capitol Hill. Call David Peacey, LMP. 206-719-7344.  30/3
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A SUPERB MASSAGE
Capitol Hill location. Relaxation and treatment massage. Swedish, sports, deep tissue, and Esalen massage. 206-261-0080. $60.00 an hour. Discount for disabled. www.broadwaymassage.com.  SGN/
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DEER DANCER
HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard.  SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766.  38/12
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MASSAGE ANYONE?
Jesse James Massage, 206-369-4598, handsonjesse.com  SGN/
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W. SEATTLE - BURIEN. Professional certified massage therapist. Swedish, deep tissue, or sports massage. Table, shower, and a positive attitude. 206-853-9436.  29/3
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travel

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ALYSON ADVENTURES
Shouldn’t your next vacation be unforgettable? We specialize in adventure travel for Gay men and Lesbians. Call for a free catalog! Alyson Adventures. 1-800-825-9766.  Please mention you saw their ad in the SGN.  SGN/
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WWW.GDAYGETAWAYS.COM
Have fun nude sunbathing, RV-ing, night clubbing, learning to surf or sail. Locally or internationally, let’s make the fantasy reality. Travel destinations, weekend getaways, travel companions available. Senior discounts available. www.gdaygetaways.com  29/3
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Your GAY hideaway in the scenic mountains of western Montana. Only 1 hour west of Missoula, Montana along I-90. www.cowboyupmontana.  39/24
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escorts

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bodywork

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1hr-$40 1.5hrs-$60 2hrs-$80
$40hr intro offer: Muscle-melting, pleasurable, incredibly relaxing Swedish/Deep Tissue bodywork. Comfortable massage table and studio. Talented professional masseur; 12 yrs exp. John Runyan LMP 206.324.0682. 10-9wkdys. Try a terrific massage!  34/7
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$50 FULL BODYWORK SEATTLE
Trained, clean place w/table, great hands, erotic and more. Call 206-523-6160.  30/3
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2 POWERFUL TRAINED HANDS. Deep tissue, erotic bodywork by handsome, hairy-chested, hung therapist. Reasonable rates. Photos, phone number and reviews at website: www.amazingbodywork.com. Robert.  31/6
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$60/1.5 HOUR BODYWORK
Young, beefy, muscular Asian offering professional bodywork. Safe, private, nice and warm apt., shower/parking available, 10 minutes from downtown. 206-816-4868.  SGN/
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ASIAN (CHINESE/THAI)
Young, muscular, 5’9”, 165, 28 y/o. Sensual/erotic bodywork. Incalls in W. Seattle or Renton; anywhere else, outcalls. 206-713-1459 or lv message. $100 Incall - $150 Outcall.  29/3
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AWESOME & AFFORDABLE
Full-body deep tissue Swedish Massage for fit men only. Evenings and weekends. Ed, 206-985-8491.  33/6
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BODY BLISS
Nude oil rub by sensuous mature Marine. 6’2, 185, smooth, fit. Hygienic & equipped. On Capitol Hill. $40/60 min. In only. Cash. For trim. Daily: 2 to 10 pm. Bo, 264-7774.  29/3 
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BUTT NAKED
Full body rubdown. Always a parking spot. Sexy, smart, certified and a load of fun. Located in South Seattle. 206-244-3148.  29/3
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DADDY BEAR
I’m known for my magic touch for bodywork. Bi & Gay gentlemen welcome. Sliding scale. 12 noon-10pm. Advance appt, if earlier. 206-328-5828.  33/6
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DREAM WEAVER
Mature, masculine, Southern man, 5’10”,170 lbs, gives nude, rub on table. Call Big Hands at 501-920-3416 or 206-568-8760. In only. Capitol Hill. 1 hour $40.  28/3
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FRENCH BODYWORK
Great hands on a nice table. Experienced. Nice place. Luke, 206-323-2427.  30/3
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FUN & FRIENDLY
Sensual erotic bodywork & more. David, 35, Latin, toned body, 8.5” cut, always hard. Handsome, discreet, always available. Outcalls to a private residence & hotels OK. $100. 206-601-0204.  SGN/
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FUN, SENSUAL BODYWORK!
Therapeutic, erotic bodywork by good-looking 31 y/o, guy on Capitol Hill with great hands and smile ... 206-335-7670. Available 10am-midnight.  32/6 
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GREAT MASSAGE given by highly-trained, clean-cut, handsome guy. I have a clean, private studio just north of the UW. Call Matt, 206-774-9092. In calls/out calls/hotels.  38/12
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HOT FULL body release by nude 9” hairy uncut guy. In/Out anytime. 206-329-0310.  30/3
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INCALL/OUTCALL
or at your hotel. Experienced, nude bodyworker, good-looking, nice body, nice manners. Guaranteed to make you feel better. Day or night. Call 06-310-3491.  30/3
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TED / naked touch
All are welcome, especially first-timers, mature men & women & people of color. 292-4TED; 206-292-4833. www.292-4ted.com  SGN/
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UNCONTROLLABLE PASSION!
100% nude body rub (tantra style) builds erotic energy to full release. Mike, 29, tall, 33” waist, 7” c. 206-708-7246.  28/1
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www.massagebuff.com
hunter (aka j.p.)
(503) 550-8828  30/3
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men

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COLLEGE TWINK BOTTOMS
Call 206-805-8888
Or call 1-800-777-8000
Free w/code 3083
www.interactivemale.com
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MALE 50 - Looking for Yakima area men to give occasional head. Secretive. Very discreet. Honestly, I don’t talk.  Reply to SGN Box 2601.  28/3
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MEET GAY & BI LOCALS
Listen & Respond FREE!
206-877-0877. Code 5570
visit MegaMates.com 18+
Hot Singles Ready to Date!
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PERFECT SHAVES
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & public trim. All three parts only $35. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & bodywork combos available. 206-310-3491.  30/3
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RAIN CITY JACKS
A private, membership-only JO Club, RCJ hosts three group masturbation events every month in Seattle. Safe, hot, friendly and fun. Discounts available for students, military and couples. Adult men only. 206-339-JACK; www.raincityjacks.org.  32/12
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STUD WANTED!
Yo, hot hung and handsome! I need a manly man for dating purposes and friendship. My interests are hiking, camping, fishing, the arts, and all activities that make a social life. If we hit it off, we’ll have a sex life. Interested? nevinj72@msn.com  SGN/
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escorts

6’4” AND HUNG LIKE A
HORSE
updated gallery @
www.seattlehorse.com
206-300-0474
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ON YOUR KNEES
Watersports. Foot worship. Verbal abuse. Groveling. White, fit, divorced top. Tell me what you need. No bullshit. Just action. 206-851-0899.  29/3
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EUROPEAN GUY
Sexy French, in-shape, masculine bottom, great pecs. In or out call. Luke, 206-323-2427.  30/3
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WELL-EQUIPPED
6’, brown hair, blue eyes, 150, 9-1/2 cut, smooth college student. Josh, 253-683-1851.  28/1

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